freak incident in mrt.

Freak incident #1:

Daya, Fairuz, Shila and me boarded the North-south line towards jurong mrt to go home la kan.

Fairuz saw seats and so we were happy to see seats available.

Tired whaatt.

She pulled my hand so to get the seats first. (i know, i know, kite mcm nyonya)

Suddenly, she swerved to the left instead of right where the seats were.

Then the girls were like "aku takooot...." in hush2 voices.

I turned to look at where they were looking and.... (OK OK! HERE'S THE CLIMAX!) TA-DAA....!

There was this uncle in his late 30s standing in the middle of the cabin who wore his pants sooooo low that you can see the pelvic area plus his PUBIC HAIR. In fact, i think if you were to sit right infront of him, you can see half of his dick. He purposely took out his wallet so that when he put his hand in, he could push his pants further down. When he took out his wallet, he just looked at his IC. And to make things worst, HE WASN'T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR.

Half-flasher boncit uncle.

The lucky lady who sat in front of him tried her very best to read her newspaper.

Freak incident #2:

And so when freak incident #1 was happening, we discreetly moved more and more to the left.

BUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT......

There was this apek pulak la kan.

Who stared at Fairuz after she shouted in pain because Daya accidentally stepped on her foot.

Then all of a sudden while still staring at her in this scary zombie-like way, he rocked back and forth and sang this song of his own which goes like this,

"Bishan, don't be shy. Bradell doh Bradell. Ang Mo Kio, Kio Ang Mo......."

and it continued.

Fairuz blurted out that she can't tahan anymore so we alighted at Bradell.

Cabin full of erm UNIQUE people.

Dhoby Ghaut, oh my god.

Comments

[Nadia]

eeeeeeeeeeee!!
the song.. hahha funny n freakyyy sehh arg

[azura]

ya! you shld see his face! more scary!